A rose by any other name would be just as hilarious.
Overheard in art class the other day:
Student #1: Did you get any of the cards?
Student #2: No, Jesus took them all.
Student #1: That Jesus, he's so greedy.
Yep. That Jesus. Not "Hey-zeus," but certifiable "Jeez-us." He is so dang greedy. Along the same note, I also feel kind of bad for the boys named, "Guadalupe." Their chances of having therapy issues are significantly higher than Jesus'.