In importance of naming your kids so that their teacher doesn't laugh her head off at them

A rose by any other name would be just as hilarious.

Overheard in art class the other day:

Student #1: Did you get any of the cards?

Student #2: No, Jesus took them all.

Student #1: That Jesus, he's so greedy.

Yep. That Jesus. Not "Hey-zeus," but certifiable "Jeez-us." He is so dang greedy. Along the same note, I also feel kind of bad for the boys named, "Guadalupe." Their chances of having therapy issues are significantly higher than Jesus'.