Why The Faculty Will Always Lose, Reason #212:
Student From The Top Of The Stands: (shouts at me during the warm up pre-game) Miss!! Go for a 3-pointer!
Me: What's a 3-pointer?
SFTOTS: It's where you shoot from the line!
Me: (looks at the crisscrossed gym floor) Which line?
SFTOTS: That one! No, THAT ONE!
Me: Kid, you've got to be more specific!
SFTOTS did eventually tell me which line was the 3-point line. Needless to say, I did not make the basket. Faculty lost, 51-30. It was awesome.